I’m not an artist so don’t bothering critiquing my amateurish efforts.
This is the Egg that saved Christmas. Here’s the story, hot off the press/internet:
BURLESON, Texas — A Fort Worth-area couple said one of their hens laid an egg with a cross on the end of it. Pam and Tracy Norrell of Burleson, who displayed the odd-shaped egg, said they believe it’s a sign of encouragement during the holiday season.
Tracy Norrell said he was gathering eggs Monday night when one he picked up seemed to be unusual, not smooth like other eggs. The misshapen egg has an indentation on one end with what appears to be a cross on it.
The Norrells said eating the egg is not an option.
The only point I wish to make is that when you twist the egg 90 degrees, it looks like a big ugly bird in flight. And so The Church of the Big Ugly Bird also has proof that ghawd loves them and is sending a sign.
There are other issues that could be made here, but it would be pointless. Either you believe in the Big Ugly Bird or you don’t… Heathen!

December 5, 2009 at 4:56 am |
pshaw. big ugly bird? i’ll be praying to the Lower Case T for the salvation of your soul. Heretic.
December 5, 2009 at 11:04 pm |
looks like a fleur de lis to me, so perhaps it’s a tribute to the old french kings?
December 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm |
who knows what would come out if they let it hatch?